Every bucket list should contain at least a few hours with an “attack puppy”
“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra
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While often overlooked, the chin is one of our most useful tools
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This proves it. Some fashion statements make dogs very, very angry
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Word of caution: When buying boys by the bucket, they rarely turn out the way you want
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Making a “walk-on” appearance on Conan is always a lot of work
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Not all pipes are for smoking
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Most people do not view butt cheeks as a form of communication, but on occasion…
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LSD and dog sled races do not mix
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Life is like an extreme climbing wall. You only know you’re headed in the
right direction if your competition is dangling close behind
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These puppies are driving me cRazZy!
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The Republican race for the presidency is getting off to a slow start
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You can tell a lot about people by their friends. Not sure that applies here though
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Surprisingly, the clothes do make the cow. This one started producing “cat milk.”
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FedEx, after the “absolutely positively” was drained from their system
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Quasimodo was having a bad night
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If only tree houses came with tree elevators
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Few picture capture the state of American politics quite like this one
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Sometimes sperm banks make mistakes. This just happens to be a big one
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Living on the edge…… the edge of Mt Stupid
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Forever alone
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Those who want to be saved, please raise your hand
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Even after 100 years, life on the moon was never quite like it was on earth
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The jackhammer girls were always a lunchtime favorite
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Bad drivers…. you know who you are…… you have been warned!
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Some “teeters” are surprisingly difficult to “totter”
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The extreme weight-loss diet plan car
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Life is one big illusion, but that still doesn’t mean she isn’t a freak
with a foot where her hand should be
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Cats are neither intelligent or well-intentioned,
but they will play a critical role in the coming apocalypse
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No BBQ is complete without a hottub full of teenage girls
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