To me its far less about the photo and far more about where the photographer was sitting
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – – Sir Winston Churchill
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You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality
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Hey Zebra, why the long face
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“Oh, there it is!”
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Cows are the new cats
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When life imitates art… or takes place simultaneously to art… or, how in the hell did he do that?
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Compliance is always a big concern when escalator cops are involved
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The future seldom makes sense without a passing lane
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She’ll love this one
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On some days, gravity is not your friend
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The original Angry Bird
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Surveillance cameras are never as much fun as just being a sneaky bastard
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Camel tow
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Her heart had turned to stone, and it was a very rocky relationship, but I still loved her
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
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When life imitates art… or actually is part of the art… or, exactly what the hell is going on here?
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The state of New Jersey is kinda like this
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Sign forests are everywhere, yet ignorance of the law is no defense
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I took one look at my wife’s divorce attorney and I knew I was in for one hell of a fight
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“I had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.”
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The floss most recommended by proctologists
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For those of you who do not have enough voices in your head…
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What does it say about you when the food you eat is based on a lie?
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Testing bulletproof vests in 1923 was not exactly a refined science
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Permission to walk or permission to die. You decide
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Just one of those people who would be enormously improved by death
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Happiness comes from good health and an extremely short term memory
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Where are we going, and why am I in this basket?
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Scarred for life
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