Every piece of food has its own personality, so its best
not to select the high maintenance fruits and vegetables
“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.” – – Leonardo da Vinci
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One-handed vertical push-ups. Not exactly the girl next door
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It’s been a very wet spring, and enjoying an afternoon at the park is just not the same
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I’ve got your back!
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You know its a boring place when the biggest attraction in town is licking blocks of ice
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Like father like son
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Like father like son. Wait, what?
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President Obama wants the military to make a different fashion statement
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As a kid, I was always told not to play with my food. But sometimes I just can’t resist
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Junior monk training is not what it used to be
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Much like people, animals hate being ignored
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Last week the Klan discovered the benefits of Viagra
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No word yet on why they need scaffolding on top of the water tower
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Stormtrooper soup, one of the nine major food groups of the future
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Some locations are just screaming to have a horror movie made there
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Elitism is alive and well among carrot-driving mouse racers
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No, she’s not flipping you off. She wanted feet that would work well with pointy shoes
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Before weight classes were developed, boxing opponents were strictly the luck of the draw
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What kind of war would it be without a tactical kitten?
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What could possibly be better than spotting a DeLorean on the road?
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Some breakfasts are just frightening!
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A simply hug will make the whole day seem better,
even though baby elephants are not all that huggable
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Just one of those days
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The ultimate diet dish will eat most of your food so you don’t have to
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Ready. Fire. Aim. It’s a guy thing
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When a bed of roses just isn’t good enough
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“Oh, hi there!”
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A log in the hands is worth two in the…..
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When you cross pole dancers with circus performers, this is what happens
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