Making the dog laugh 376

As a dog, its so rare to be entertained by a good bird comedian

“If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you.” – Dick Cavett

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Hit the breaks 067

Once again their experiment to focus magnifying glasses on the tail end of horses was a success

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Balance bird 762

Its impossible to know how to make good decisions until you’ve made a few bad ones

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Mub Bath 3902

Every kid is motivated by mud-puddles. The greater the puddle, the greater the motivation

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Ocean Horse 265

For Oscar, his tremendous racing abilities were overshadowed by his incredibly bad sense of directions

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Atlas the cat 782.

Ever since he was a kitten, Atlas the Cat felt an overwhelming urge to lift things on his shoulders

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Eye of the network 378

For those of you who don’t want to donate your organs to science,
perhaps you should donate them to art

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Snake buddies 065

Doing love scenes in a snake movie is like having a food-fight with an Italian pastry chef

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Pink Lime 452

When life hands you lemons ..err limes ..or maybe grapefruit, or whatever the hell these things are,
just juice the hell out of them

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Reaching for the fly 782

It’s moments like this when one fly yells to another fly – “Duck!”

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.Warrior Battle 893

If you were truly a good fighter, would you ever leave your manhood this exposed?

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Last moment of life 476

If you’re wondering when its a good time to have your life flash before your eyes, this is it

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Dreams of flight 362

They found great pleasure in mocking the jealous

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Fire Zone 345

In retrospect, the Five Alarm Burrito House was not a place to be trifled with

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Bring me my horse 222

“Bring me my horse”

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Friends from high places 365

There’s a fine line between being your friend and just being a bunch of annoying little peckers

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slingshot shoes 345

Finally a pair of shoes with more than one way to get someone’s attention

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Pondering Moment 893

Thinking ..thinking ..thinking about entering the Miss America Pageant ..thinking ..thinking

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Night Launch 376

Some people really know how to make an entrance

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Cat and mouse 243

Just because he has two blind friends, don’t ever think it will be easy

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I see London, I see France 672

When seeking attention, it’s hard to know at what point “too much” becomes “way too much”

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Dangling Frog 375

As they like to say in the frog world, “This bud is for you”

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The Eyes Have it 782

Eyes on eyes

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Winglets 893

After a short course in Wingman School, Charlie totally misunderstood the concept

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puyehue-plume-825

Even with tons of fake clouds, the aliens were having a hell of a time disguising their ship

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Psycho Dogs 802

Rule of Thumb: Never let yourself get sidetracked, even by a crazy bitch

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Volcano 067

Ever since the volcano moved in next door, people had this nagging feeling that things were about to change

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hypnocat 674

Hypnocat strikes again

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Sponge Bob Square Panties 783

Sponge Bob Square Panties

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