As a dog, its so rare to be entertained by a good bird comedian
“If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you.” – Dick Cavett
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Once again their experiment to focus magnifying glasses on the tail end of horses was a success
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Its impossible to know how to make good decisions until you’ve made a few bad ones
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Every kid is motivated by mud-puddles. The greater the puddle, the greater the motivation
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For Oscar, his tremendous racing abilities were overshadowed by his incredibly bad sense of directions
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Ever since he was a kitten, Atlas the Cat felt an overwhelming urge to lift things on his shoulders
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For those of you who don’t want to donate your organs to science,
perhaps you should donate them to art
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Doing love scenes in a snake movie is like having a food-fight with an Italian pastry chef
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When life hands you lemons ..err limes ..or maybe grapefruit, or whatever the hell these things are,
just juice the hell out of them
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It’s moments like this when one fly yells to another fly – “Duck!”
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If you were truly a good fighter, would you ever leave your manhood this exposed?
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If you’re wondering when its a good time to have your life flash before your eyes, this is it
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They found great pleasure in mocking the jealous
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In retrospect, the Five Alarm Burrito House was not a place to be trifled with
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“Bring me my horse”
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There’s a fine line between being your friend and just being a bunch of annoying little peckers
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Finally a pair of shoes with more than one way to get someone’s attention
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Thinking ..thinking ..thinking about entering the Miss America Pageant ..thinking ..thinking
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Some people really know how to make an entrance
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Just because he has two blind friends, don’t ever think it will be easy
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When seeking attention, it’s hard to know at what point “too much” becomes “way too much”
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As they like to say in the frog world, “This bud is for you”
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Eyes on eyes
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After a short course in Wingman School, Charlie totally misunderstood the concept
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Even with tons of fake clouds, the aliens were having a hell of a time disguising their ship
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Rule of Thumb: Never let yourself get sidetracked, even by a crazy bitch
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Ever since the volcano moved in next door, people had this nagging feeling that things were about to change
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Hypnocat strikes again
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Sponge Bob Square Panties
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