Good things come to those who stretch
Quote of the Day – “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?” – – Scott Adams
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Oh, the webs we weave, and the insane near-misses we create!
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Yes, she’s beautiful, but I’m pessimistic. In fact, my pessimism extends
to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of my fellow pessimists
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. However, there is no cure for curiosity,
the leading cause of all cat deaths
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Believe in those who are seeking the truth. But doubt those who claim they found it.
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Nothing puts your life into perspective quite like that
brief moment of feeling like fish food, just before they eat you
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Being a female in the military is all about being tougher than the guys,
even at the christening ceremonies.
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Love is giving someone the power to destroy you… but trusting they won’t.
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“I may look normal, but I recently quit therapy
because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back”
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Suddenly cows!
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Never tell others your problems…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
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Role models
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“Is this seat taken?”
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Don’t play stupid with me… I’m better at it.
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“A woman can’t be too careful in the choice of her enemies”
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Someday your prince charming will come too. Mine just took a wrong turn,
got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
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If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that
nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us
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The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it,
even if you own the fanciest watch in the world
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Only your best friends will understand the true meaning of begging
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Meanwhile in Switzerland
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Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out,
but to see who cares enough to break them down.
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ALL MINE! Gimmee, gimmee, gimmee! All mine! Gimme!
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Life isn’t about waiting for the flames to pass…
it’s about learning how to dance in the ashes.
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Angry tree is angry!
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She was confused by how the train either came to a point in the middle
or split in half and went off in two separate directions. Trains are just so whatever…
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I dream of a better tomorrow… where statues can rise from the ground
and not have their motives questioned
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Be careful and don’t get too close to the edge. There’s a bad crack in the rocks
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