Elephant Stretch 783

Good things come to those who stretch

Quote of the Day – “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?” – – Scott Adams

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Line Workers at Sunset 498

Oh, the webs we weave, and the insane near-misses we create!

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my leaf 893

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

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forrest girl 902

Yes, she’s beautiful, but I’m pessimistic. In fact, my pessimism extends
to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of my fellow pessimists

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Golden cat 783

The cure for boredom is curiosity. However, there is no cure for curiosity,
the leading cause of all cat deaths

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To hell with beaches 622

Believe in those who are seeking the truth. But doubt those who claim they found it.

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Alone with the big guys 056

Nothing puts your life into perspective quite like that
brief moment of feeling like fish food, just before they eat you

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Christening 701

Being a female in the military is all about being tougher than the guys,
even at the christening ceremonies.

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Odd Mothering 783

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you… but trusting they won’t.

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Winter Smile 872

“I may look normal, but I recently quit therapy
because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back”

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Suddenly cows 055

Suddenly cows!

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The eyes have it 844

Never tell others your problems…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

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Role Models 779

Role models

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Is this seat taken 843

“Is this seat taken?”

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Lazy Sunday 088

Don’t play stupid with me… I’m better at it.

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Waiting 72

“A woman can’t be too careful in the choice of her enemies”

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cat kissing a dolphin 033

Someday your prince charming will come too. Mine just took a wrong turn,
got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

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Silent night 782

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that
nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us

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HYT H1 Hydro-Mechanical watch 786

The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it,
even if you own the fanciest watch in the world

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Popcorn pleease 893

Only your best friends will understand the true meaning of begging

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Meanwhile in Switzerland 890

Meanwhile in Switzerland

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At the dog races 836

Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out,
but to see who cares enough to break them down.

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Give it to me 451

ALL MINE! Gimmee, gimmee, gimmee! All mine! Gimme!

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not going to work 366

Life isn’t about waiting for the flames to pass…
it’s about learning how to dance in the ashes.

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Angry Tree 782

Angry tree is angry!

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Making a point 552

She was confused by how the train either came to a point in the middle
or split in half and went off in two separate directions. Trains are just so whatever…

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Street art 604

I dream of a better tomorrow… where statues can rise from the ground
and not have their motives questioned

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Back Crack in the Rock 067

Be careful and don’t get too close to the edge. There’s a bad crack in the rocks

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