Just add a few drops of magic and BAM! Flying monkeys

Quote of the Day: “My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.” – Wendy Liebman

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Determination – Its not a condition to mess around with

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Husband and wife

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Hmmm, I didn’t know the ocean had a basement

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Where the hell did you come from?

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Isn’t the answer still 42?

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Batten down the hatches, ready to submerge. Wait, where’s Karl? HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO KARL?

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Massive achievement or just dumb ass crazy, you decide

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It’s hammer time!

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Honey! I’m Home!

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My precious!

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Baby strawberry jelly. No, literally!

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Your horse sucks!

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A town that has names for 37 different kinds of fog

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Teaching him to dance was nothing compared to teaching him to stop gnawing the couch

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Endless tears, from the crushed souls of teddy bears

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Shoplifters will be promptly eaten!

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The termites were out of control

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LESSON #1:  How to keep the mother-in-laws away from your house

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Birds of a feather…

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Gravity! You sick bastard!

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You are going to feed me, right?

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Cotton, in this form, is exceptionally hard to wear.

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Tensions were high. The “Lord of The Cows” reality TV show was about to begin

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Wow! The Energizer Bunny just had a seizure!

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Hey bitch! It’s alright if I call you bitch, right?

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The sound of death, one string at a time

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