Homeless and addicted to Google Goggles in the year 2029

Quote of the Day:  “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – – Oscar Wilde

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Communication is all about body language! HEY! I’m talking to you!

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Horizontal water, for those occasions when vertical water is not appropriate

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I’m just the 99th monkey, but someone told me YOU could be the famous one.

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Nothing says Shaolin Monk quite like a good pair of Nikes.

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So THAT’S how that thing works!

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There’s always one song that will do this to you!

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During his early milk-craving years, Smokey grew up being called “Milky”

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The color of fire, for those who need to be reminded that beauty is also dangerous!

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Are YOU the one who started that fire?

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With eyes like that who really needs a nose anyway?

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The guy who cleans the steps off afterwards is the real hero here!

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Going to the moon! Darn I just missed it!

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Komodo Dragon sunning himself!

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Removing all doubt about what Wall Street is really up to!

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Gene Simmons can bite me!

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The Yellow Submarine’s less know half brother Logan!

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Defiance of gravity can have severe penalties!

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 Separating the real apples from the horse apples!

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One good way to spot a true dreamer.

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Ya gotta arch your tail like THIS!

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An unnatural photo of the Natural History Museum in London!

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Insert banana here!

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In Russia, they KNOW how to deal with snow!

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Mama & baby moose, both really bad at kissing!

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A DC-4 flies over New York City, 1939, back when they still welcomed planes flying over town!

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Toy horse. I’ll take five!

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Are trucks allowed to drink and drive?

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Humming bird that forgot the words and had to be jacked in!

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The truth behind tectonic plates

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Obviously married!

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