Homeless and addicted to Google Goggles in the year 2029
Quote of the Day: “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – – Oscar Wilde
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Communication is all about body language! HEY! I’m talking to you!
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Horizontal water, for those occasions when vertical water is not appropriate
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I’m just the 99th monkey, but someone told me YOU could be the famous one.
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Nothing says Shaolin Monk quite like a good pair of Nikes.
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So THAT’S how that thing works!
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There’s always one song that will do this to you!
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During his early milk-craving years, Smokey grew up being called “Milky”
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The color of fire, for those who need to be reminded that beauty is also dangerous!
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Are YOU the one who started that fire?
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With eyes like that who really needs a nose anyway?
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The guy who cleans the steps off afterwards is the real hero here!
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Going to the moon! Darn I just missed it!
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Komodo Dragon sunning himself!
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Removing all doubt about what Wall Street is really up to!
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Gene Simmons can bite me!
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The Yellow Submarine’s less know half brother Logan!
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Defiance of gravity can have severe penalties!
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Separating the real apples from the horse apples!
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One good way to spot a true dreamer.
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Ya gotta arch your tail like THIS!
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An unnatural photo of the Natural History Museum in London!
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Insert banana here!
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In Russia, they KNOW how to deal with snow!
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Mama & baby moose, both really bad at kissing!
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A DC-4 flies over New York City, 1939, back when they still welcomed planes flying over town!
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Toy horse. I’ll take five!
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Are trucks allowed to drink and drive?
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Humming bird that forgot the words and had to be jacked in!
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The truth behind tectonic plates
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Obviously married!
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