Only those who expect to land safely care about their makeup!

Quote of the Day: “Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.” – George Bernard Shaw

 

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What salad? I didn’t see a salad!

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 There’s a fine line between sanity and insanity, but for him, that line is nowhere in sight!

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How to pet a blue whale? Full body petting is fine!

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It was a dog-eat-dog kinda race. Even just passing someone required pushing them off the cliff!

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Very often the life you’ve envisioned for yourself isn’t a good fit!

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Life of the other side of reality. No, not that side! Not that one either!

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When good robots go bad and start stealing from your coin collection!

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Statue of a mouse knitting a strand of DNA. I always knew they were behind all this!

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Married to the sea. Yeah, one of those kind of weddings!

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Up periscope!

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And the best part is he comes with his own drinking fountain!

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Giving birth to ouch, ouch, ouch, and ouch!

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Why move mountains when you can go right through them?

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“Guinea Pig, after you’re done watering the plants, go fetch my slippers!”

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In America we have the Gatorade bucket. But in Germany…

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…they have something totally different!

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Yes, they can dance like a flying monkey, but teaching ballet to a Sifaka is never easy!

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Always remember, if you don’t use your alotted “fun quotient” someone else surely will!

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Three heads are better than one!

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The makeup industry hates this!

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Because of his obnoxious singing, no girl ever kissed him!

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Water-based ships are soooo yesterday!

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Not sure if it was morning breath or simply dog breath, but he was terribly annoying!

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Its the simplest things in life that are the most destructive!

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Next time you spot fur in your cherries, you’ll know it was these two!

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No one knows why they built a tunnel through the glacier, but most great discoveries
in life start with someone saying, “Wouldn’t it be cool if we…!”

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