Much like Dr Frankenstein, she was determined to bring her old clothes back to life!

Quote of the Day:  “We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” – Robert Wilensky

We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true..

It was all fun and games until the whistle blew and mating season began!

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The penalty in China for not returning your RedBox Video on time!

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Being friendly is one thing, but he was acting like he wanted to be more than just friends!

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Warning! Tunnel vision is not a fashion statement!

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Never, never, NEVER think you’re safe when these guys are plotting!

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Flying Monk, the Tibetan version of Superman!

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Restriping the zebra, the price you pay when you offer 100,000 mile stripe guarantee!

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Humpty Dumpty, the early years!

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Beware of raccoons playing their “hey, I can barely reach you!” trick,
because they’ll usually have one of their buddies going for your wallet!

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How Buddha statues are made! Clearly it never gets old!

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Computer maintenance is harder than it looks!

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On a good day she’d cause at least 3-4 accidents on her morning run!

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So far none of her anti-grouch tactics were working!

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He already has a Master’s degree in sneakiness, but now he was working on his PhD!

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Choose your next words very carefully! The guardians have arrived!

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If the story you’re writing doesn’t literally start climbing out of your book, it’s not good enough!

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If it’s not food, I’m not interested!

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The hands of time move far slower when they’re attached to your face!

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Too much water is not your friend!

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In the end, it was a complex gesture that nobody understood!

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Wow! I just hate it when this happens!

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Amazing what a handful of grease could do to the cockiness of goats!

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Hmmm, it looks like the Heisenberg team still hasn’t figured out how to use corn to make blue meth!

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Three dog night!

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If “fun” came in a box, this is what it’d look like!

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Don’t mess with me!

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When I called in the noise complaint I had no idea these guys would show up!

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How fresh grapes are made! Incidentally, they’re hiring!

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Why so hungry?

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