Note to Self: When dating a bear, always be sure to wear protection!
Quote of the Day: “A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones
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Brief moment of clarity!
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Gator goes green! Who says reptiles can’t be politically correct?
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If I said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, gravity is not our friend!
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Nothing says sloth quite like high speeth!
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Next time you plan a riot, don’t invite these guys!
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“Dear God, please give me patience, and I want it right NOW!”
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Because screw physics!
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Five painted women pose to create a frog. Canvases are so yesterday!
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It was later renamed the Moses Train because it parted the snow!
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For him, being a vicious killer by day didn’t affect his ability to sleep at nights!
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It’s always about the journey, and never about the destination!
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The camera designer never really considered usability from a bird standpoint!
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Is it possible to have too much art in one scene?
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You might as well, the NSA is watching you anyways!
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Later they got rid of all the driftwood that didn’t look like elephant!
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After Christmas, all unsold perfume bottles are weaponized and used in battle!
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Casting has already begun for Paranormal 4!
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At least someone has their priorities straight!
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If you ever wondered where new trains come from, now you know!
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Mastering fine art of looking spectacular!
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Oh that? Just something I threw together while you were looking at the previous photos!
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Humans go home! This beach is taken!
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When they bought him clothes, the pants were a few sizes too big!
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The image you think you’re seeing is different than what’s actually happening!
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Women love him, tress fear him!
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Great for cooking steaks and burgers, but terrible if you want to actually go somewhere!
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A sure sign you’ve done something wrong!
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“Hey, my eyes are up here!”
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“Don’t feel bad, they don’t like them either!”
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What they lack as athletes, they make up for in style! Looks like they’re losing on both fronts!
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Food critics come in all shapes and sizes!
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Sometimes in life your only choice is “down!”
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Yes, even polar bears know how to make each other feel guilty!
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The best seat in the house is often not a seat at all!
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As I’ve always said, life gets redefined every time someone someone pulls a trigger!
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Steve’s reaction to eating a whole habanero for the first time
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Most of what happens to you in life is a direct result of making a grand entrance!
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I’m pretty sure that guns aren’t the only thing that should be regulated!
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Several tons of horse shit were dumped outside French parliament.
Just keep it up guys, the horses can make more!
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The showdown begins. Good thing he brought a shovel!
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Beek wars! Your argument is invalid!
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Floating stadium, where lost balls are a lost cause!
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We decided to call him “Wilson!”
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If snow were money, this is how we would redistribute wealth!
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Friends until they’re not!
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I think all bar drinks should let you know what stage you’re at!
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Things are looking up! Yeah, those things!
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Art is only as valuable as other people’s desire to take photos of it!
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Fibonacci and the mathematics of twirling sand!
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A bit toasty in Brazil!
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Trapped in a triangle! But aren’t we all?
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Inspecting the crash site. Now where did I leave my wallet?
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Underwater romance, only 9 months away from underwater babies!
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Once again, for some insane reason, she named all of her dogs – Dave!
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Beached whales are hard to dispose of! Now tell me again where you live?
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When your weight loss plan is finished, just pack up your flabby skin and go celebrate!
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“Now which one of you ate the chewing gum I dropped?”
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You’re in luck, beauty comes in many head styles!
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Come join us in the land down under, because you need a new perspective!
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Your offering pleases me tiny human!
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