Time to change the weather!
Quote of the Day: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch
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Practicing for mime school!
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“You put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up…”
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Without people, the earth would be a boring place!
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So near, yet so far away!
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Flirting with disaster, and disaster is loving it!
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No reason! If you have to ask… well, you just shouldn’t!
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Denver’s Blucifer is angry about the Superbowl!
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Together we can conquer the world!
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Building George Washington’s face on Mount Rushmore. Next stop, the dollar bill!
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Be careful where you fling your cherries. They don’t aways land on a pile of ice cream!
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Crazy weather we’re having lately!
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Cute baby skunks! Just be careful where you aim them!
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Guard dog in training!
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Elephant spa!
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Perspective! Once you lose it… well, you’ve just lost it!
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Bow down before me grass, bow down! And it was so!
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Life is full of situations where you have to bounce back, even with ropes attached to your legs!
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What nightmares are made of!
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Let the frog rodeo begin!
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A face is worth a thousand words. Maybe kinda goofy words, but words none the less!
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As he survey all of the damage he had wrought, a sinister smile crept across his face!
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Going green in Chicago, where real estate is only limited by your imagination!
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“Hey, what’re you looking at?
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Two parts romance, eight parts sheer terror!
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Whoa! The great inversion has begun!
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That’s right, you’re one of the little people!
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Destined to become a war hero! Maybe even a legend!
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Standing room only! Well, hand standing anyway!
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I will eat you.. you, you, you imposter!
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Sneakiness often combines the silence of creeping paws and a face bearing whiskers!
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King of the clouds!
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Damn groupies!
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How mud is made!
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He seldom gets bothered by the little things!
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The zombie apocalypse is coming and I need to be prepared!
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In one minute, when the clock strikes six o’clock, his head will be pointing straight down!
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Being awesome requires months and months of training!
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Riding off into the sunset! Once he reaches the sunset, he will continue on from there!
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In San Francisco, it’s easy to cross a faultline without even knowing whose fault it is!
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Words cannot express how he feels, but his face pretty much says it all!
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“You may think I’m trying to snuggle, but I want to bite your lips!”
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Molotov cocktails have always had a deep seated desire to be slingshotted!
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It’s a sign!
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The house that time forgot!
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Craziness knows no bounds!
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“Hey mom! There’s someone at the front door!”
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Life’s background music suddenly changed changed when these guys showed up!
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The Aye-Aye, lowering the bar for ugliness everywhere!
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It takes a lot of patience to be a good photographer!
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The wooley pig, a distant cousin of the wooley mammoth!
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Umbrellas growing in the wild!
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Modern day gargoyle!
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Burn the tires, burn the tires, burn the tires! May you rot in hell, burn the tires!
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Strange partners, even stranger bedfellows!
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Wait, I heared something!
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Punching water, maybe just cause he’s mad at it!
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Welcome to Russia, where being spied on is a way of life!
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Monkeys sure do love their chickens!
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