“Don’t make me dig out my claws!”
Quote of the Day: “A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.” – Baltasar Gracian
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What do you get when you mix fashion and entertainment? Answer: Broken ankles!
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Punishment for junior elephants is painful and nose-crushing!
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Horse sculptures made from kitchen utensils, just like all horse sculptures, right?
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In Japan, 7-11 delivers “cuteness!”
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Female Italian soldier, part of their “too cute to kill” military!
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Note to self. I will never be as good as my dog thinks I am!
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Kayaking is always more challenging when you’re going up stream!
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For sale: Beachfront fixer upper with incredible views. Prefer all cash deal without inspection!
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Libraries are only libraries until they’re not!
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Even earthquakes are afraid to mess with this building!
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Not sure about her techniques, but she just caused a 3 year old statue to break away from the pack!
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Just as a precaution, he has a safety strap tied around his neck. Good thinking!
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Little known fact. Epic mullets are a sign of power and influence in the owl world!
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Beauty often has a way of compensating for loneliness!
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Once again, an unstoppable force has met an immovable object! Well, maybe not!
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When the idea finally hit him, he had no clue it would arrive with such impact!
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In case you were wondering, when it comes to owl vs. hawk, the owls win every time!
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After spending a whole week picking mustard, she couldn’t wait to move on to the ketchup fields!
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This is what happens when geeks and number 2 pencils go on a date night!
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Eventually he set the airplane back down, but he had the pilot and passenger pretty nervous!
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Abnormally photogenic hyena!
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After searching and searching, I finally found the “road less traveled.” Now if only I can take it!
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Yes, Chicago has its moments! But then again it has other moments too!
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World’s tiniest lock, for securing things so small you can’t remember where you put them anyway!
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Finger monkeys are quickly replacing the foam fingers at sporting events!
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Kissing cherries!
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Remind me again, what does the fox say?
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There should be a law against squirrels!
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Spontaneous kisses are absolutely the best kind!
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To make a universe, you have to first break a few eggs!
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The “Men in Black” cannot be far away!
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She has a way of saying “yes” and “no” all at the same time!
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This is your brain on fingers! Any questions?
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