It’s one thing when the pilot is tired, but when the plane itself is exhausted…
Quote of the Day: “I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my presence.” – – Garry Trudeau
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Legs just don’t grow on trees!
Quote of the Day: “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle
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Beautiful memories
Quote of the Day: “I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.” – Ben Stiller
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You know something is up when the Goldman Sachs guys start to surface…
Quote of the Day: “Wherever we’ve travelled in this great land of ours, we’ve found that people everywhere are about 90% water.” – David Letterman
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The ultimate shortcut to bacon and eggs
Quote of the Day: “Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.” – Gary Larson
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Oftentimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
Quote of the Day: “Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.” – – Mel Brooks
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Give me another shot of catnip Fluffy, this game is almost making sense to me
Quote of the Day: “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.” – Paul Rodriguez
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One day kitty we shall RULE THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Quote of the Day: “God often gives nuts to toothless people.” – Matt Groening
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Just add a few drops of magic and BAM! Flying monkeys
Quote of the Day: “My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.” – Wendy Liebman
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well, maybe it does
Quote of the Day: “Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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Sometimes a well-balanced diet isn’t all what its cracked up to be
Quote of the Day: “I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.” – Mitch Hedberg
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You took the yellow pill didn’t you?
Quote of the Day – “I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering.” – Yakov Smirnoff
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