Sometimes a well-balanced diet isn’t all what its cracked up to be

Quote of the Day: “I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.” – Mitch Hedberg

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The original honkey mob.

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The AT-AT came weekly and looked longingly over the silent seas
but feared that fluffy the cat was gone forever

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Being a giraffe dentist sucks. No, literally!

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Sometimes its a real strain to see you

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I can’t stand it when water buffalos get stuck in my teeth.

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Just like M&Ms with a hard outer shell

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I said stick!

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Just when he made it to the top, he realized he’d forgot his wallet

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Little known fact:  A leopard cannot run super fast unless he visualizes it first

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Even the best tennis players need a tuneup now and then

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Nope, didn’t work!

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Everyone’s a critic.

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The fountain of youth

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Let the pouncing begin!

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Dedication!

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Hmmm, no reason. Why do you ask?

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How they treat seniors in Montreal

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Hamscape!

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Its so rare when “up” is a viable option

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If you think your eyes are playing tricks on you, you’re wrong. Its not your eyes

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Cabbage fantasies

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Mom, quit. The other kids are watching

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The answer to whether art is better on the inside lies just beyond that grate.

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If the bars looked like this in jail, inmates would sure complain less

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You are judged by the company you keep. Too bad it doesn’t work the other way around.

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Fantasies of black helicopters out to get you

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The games we play often depend on how inflated we’re feeling

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Have you ever just thought to yourself…

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Zombie mode activated

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Dear bailiff, you can now come, take our house and
give it to the banks who screwed us. Sincerely yours

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