Legs just don’t grow on trees!

Quote of the Day: “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle

 

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A boxer being literal

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Batman water droplet

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I TOLD you not to play with that super glue!

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All great things must come to an end. Here’s the end of the Great Wall of China

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Let’s play a game called ‘Flinch’

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The U.S. Army has begun experimenting with a new “one baby per pocket” policy.

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Tailgating is not recommended.

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Life in the Arctic, where the sun never quite sets

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Would you think it terribly uncouth of me to fart in your general direction?

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Who hid our paychecks at the end of the crane again?

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Don’t make the Bark Knight have to go woof all over your ass.

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Running back vs 9 year old

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Star crossed lovers… with horns

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Hot air balloon with Moses parting the iceberg

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Human Flamingo. I need to try this the next time my boss is around.

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North Korean tug-o-war training is far more brutal than most.

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Geko phone home!

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Pancakes on a stick. Now the sticky can leave the plate and travel to remote body parts!

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It was a full moon and the transformation was almost complete…

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Just guess where your foot goes!

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Patches suddenly realized that he had made a terrible mistake

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Pizza Delivery

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When it comes to shipping horses, they never quite got the packaging right

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Cute but totally dyslexic couple.

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After she pushed her former lover off the edge, she “borrowed” his car to get back to town.

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“It’s just a stroller,” said the father to airport security. “Why do you ask?”

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Hop along water roo

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Enjoying the catch before heading back to make more Nikes.

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Housing in Alaska. This one is called “rolling bear toy”.

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Weiner breath can happen at almost any time.

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