“I don’t have a solution but I certainly admire the problem”
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – – Douglas Adam
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2010 is a year worth forgetting. Best to just melt it down and start all over
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When we lose our pride, we lose everything
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Damn hitchhikers
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If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you
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Living life on the edge, and making plenty of people jealous along the way
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After seven hours digging they finally found the car. The rest of the road was a whole different matter
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Sometimes the best seats in the house are in the basement
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Once again, Donald Trump’s hair was in need of work
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but this one is freaking the hell out of me
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Because dead people can’t read…
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Adidas: We know how to make you smile
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World War II would have ended far quicker if we had some of these
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“Hey look! I’ve trained my cats to line up alphabetically by height”
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“Look how often the unexpected happens — yet we still never expect it”
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The Federal Reserve Bank is now trying unusual tactics to revive the economy
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Once again the icy grip of winter just reached over and turned off the space heater
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity
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When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets
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The original valentine
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Oooohhhh, just out of reach!
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The problem with children is that they’re not returnable
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege
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Hmmm, how do I get this job?
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At the heart of every great battle is a donut-shaped turbo explosion that no one can explain
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This is similar to putting “try breathing real air” stickers on the side of cigarette packs
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Going to a cheap plastic surgeon….. not a good idea
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We know you’re doing it wrong, but we’re okay with that
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