Whenever he hears “no” he knows he needs to increase the volume
“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.” – – Winston Churchill
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The original food delivery service
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If you come across disappearing monks, there is nothing wrong with your eyes.
But it wouldn’t hurt to recalibrate your reality settings
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Nothing says “elegance” quite like pig-shaped upholstery
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Transportation comes in many forms, but most don’t blend well on the average stretch of road
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Killing babies and taunting their families. Some birds have no class! No class, I tell ya!
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Her brain was hard to control. But with a little extra help,
she could at least manage to stare blankly off into space
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Friction is not something you normally associate with snow. But neither are cuss words
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Not so much…
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Since legislating tougher Wall Street regulations didn’t seem to work, the Obama administration has
begun test creepy new outfits for the regulators to scare them into submission
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And then this happened…
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Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, the later years
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Some days you just gotta break a lot of ice
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The most hated members of any community are the blood-sucking vulture cams
who serve as the “enforcer division” of the city’s I-need-more-money campaign
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Demonstrating the laws of physics
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“Parents! Who needs them!”
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Typical day in California
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After months of planning, it all came down to this
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North Korean weapons, like hurling rocks at their enemies
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The world looks different when “down” is an option
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Feeling left out…
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Contrary to what this guy believes, saddles were made for riding
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“Hmmm, I wonder if I remembered to put my cigarette out?”
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Waiting for congress to repeal the laws of gravity
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Meanwhile, back in Sweden…
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Licking Piglet. We should all have a little piglet to lick
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When mannequins go shopping…
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