Today’s couch potatoes have a way of turning every disaster into a spectator sport
“I saw the movie, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and I was surprised because I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they’re crouching and hidden.” – – Steve Martin
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Without having watched the first movie, Hollywood execs launch into the filming of Social Network 2
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Hand to hand combat
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Polar Snuggie
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When staging a protest, nothing throws off the opposition quite like taping bread to your head
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“Hey honey, what’s for dinner?”
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After piling the snow over 100′ high, Barry realized he couldn’t find his car
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Nothing says “gross supermarket” quite like kiwi fruit with hairy backs
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Wow! Cool beer and cool chicks! This store has it all
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In the immortal words of Buzz Lightyear, “To infinity… and beyond”
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The beauty of the impossible is only as momentary as the depth of your understanding
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Some things are just genetically hardwired into the male brain
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Beware of the bark side of the force
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Predicament. Sure, if you’re a cow, it’s not part of your vocabulary. But maybe it should be
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The whole amusement park industry was built around innocent mistakes gone awry
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Introducing the snowdecahedron, the only real accomplishment ever to come out of Baylor University
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If you’re thinking about joining a soccer league, its best to avoid the one with the Soccer Cocks.
They tend to play dirty and if they lose, they get their heads cut off
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Her dream of joining a rock band as a tuba player only seemed to work as a solo act at comedy clubs
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Shaking hands with some people is like giving them a license to eat you alive
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At some point they think they know it all, but at this age they’re sooooo cute
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“Home sweet home. Wait, why is there a tree in the living room?”
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In some cultures teamwork is important. In the U.S.
it puts you into an entirely different tax code
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The Obama administration’s plan to convert all gas-guzzling stoves to electric
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Come on hare! You big-eared dumb-ass fuzz-ball! Let’s race!
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Fitting name
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When you combine social networking with foosball ….
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Not exactly how Nike had intended it!
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Just checking!
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