Spongebob hurts kid’s brain power.

A recent study published in Pediatrics shows that just 9 minutes of the fast-paced Spongebob hurts children’s brain power. 


The researchers tested their hypothesis—that fast-paced television does detriment to children’s executive function—on 60 4-year-olds. 20 were allowed to watch Spongebob. 20 watched Calliou, this comparatively dry PBS show about the adventures of the eponymous pre-schooler. And the last 20 just sat and colored. After 9 minutes, they were given tasks to measure their concentration and attentiveness.

And the Spongebob-ers performed poorly in the short term. Which kind of breaks my heart, to be perfectly honest. The findings served to verify the scientists’ thinking that, I guess, zanier TV makes it harder for developing children to think deeply. It also serves as an indictment of all media that encourages speedy engagement over focus and imagination. Parents could very well take this and ban the show in their homes outright.

Naturally, Nickelodeon has cried foul over the findings, arguing that Spongebob isn’t targeted at children of pre-school age. For my part, I’m left a bit curious. If Spongebob is a sign of a shift in children’s media that’s above all changing them, is there any area that the fast pace has done them good? Not that concentration isn’t important. Just… hasn’t even Sesame Street picked up the pace in recent years? And heaven knows Yo Gabba Gabba is all kind of popular. And that show is crazy.

Via Gizmodo