If only we were able to unleash the true buying power of women, the whole economy
could be saved! But sadly, they’ve all been taking Dave Ramsey courses instead.

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Quote of the Day: “I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.” – – Rodney Dangerfield

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It looks like this year’s political campaigns are just getting started

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Often times the journey is far more fun than getting there. Cleveland is a lot like that.

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Oh deer!

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The suspense is brutal. We can only hope it will continue.

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You can’t really expect to eat “ozone man” for lunch, and not have a few side effects

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Occasionally plastic surgery is done for reasons other than vanity

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Never underestimate the power of angry white men dressed in fur

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Field of dreams ….and a few wrong turns

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That which you do solely for money, will come back to haunt you, and you, and you

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The future of civilization relies on the fact that most people will do
the right thing most of the time. This is not one of them.

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Brave parrot

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons

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In spite of how dorky you look, gravity is still not your friend

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Pigs in a blanket ….it’s what’s for dinner

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This is why they call it a sunflower

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The world according to Beaker, surprisingly similar to the way the government operates anyway

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Every morning, I meet myself coming and going. I think I need a new timeline

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This weeks winner of the ugly car competition

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Wednesday’s Meetup on “How to become an effective stalkers” needed a new prop

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The best things in life come to those who initially feel awkward about wanting it

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The four stages of life, and surprisingly only one of them is female

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Soon!  Very soon!

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Love is a form of metaphysical gravity. The sugar is just an added bonus.

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He may look like Don King, but he’s about to beaten to a pulp by a little yellow peckerhead

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Finally, a banana that’s happy to see you

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Nice tie, clown kitty!

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If only we could see the world differently, we might begin to understand the questions

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We decided to end this by having everyone sing “One Thong Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”
(If you don’t know the words, just hum along)

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