Musical chairs is much trickier this way.

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Quote of the Day – “My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s happening down there. Who is the real hero?” – – Mitch Hedberg

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A street cat named Bob.

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However, the car on the other side of the elephant isn’t looking so clean any more.

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The wedgie-cycle had a very low adoption rate.

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A spoonful of sugar made the and poison go down so much easier.

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Simple misconceptions like this are how obesity and diabetes take hold.

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OMG Cookies! Pick me. Pick me. Pick me.

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Never a day passed that the emasculated crane didn’t fail to miss its boom

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I’m on the Highway to Hell…

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Being blinded by ego and a superiority complex does little for the suffering of others

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Cheap shot!

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When they said, “paint a mental picture” I’m not sure this is what they had in mind

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Drink, drink, drink my little precious. Soon I will ride you like HeMan!

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Why they put the outhouse up there is beyond me

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Stupid human almost fell off his chair laughing after he put this on me. Serves him right!

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If sparks of inspiration were this visible to everyone,
it would be SO much easier to know who to become friends with.

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Purse-sized dogs are yesterday’s news – Introducing the new and improved wallet-sized dogs.

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Men and their toys.

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The gingerbread man never stood a chance against the coon horde. R.I.P. gingerbread man.

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Even though it had to be done, nobody wanted to
volunteer to clean Darth Vaders rectal thermometer.

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Truffle hunters UNITE!

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The cinnamon dare really knocked Lucy for a loop.

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Tell me the truth. Does this hat make me look fat?

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And it seemed like such a good idea at the time

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Pets bring pleasure to mammals of all evolutionary stages.

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Our existence summed up in a drop of water.

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The Milky Way, because its no longer just a candy bar

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That bitch Fifi is NEVER gonna make fun of me again!

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The new Goggle Jungle-view is still in the prototype stages.

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