The real life of Tom and Jerry
Quote of the Day: “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” – Jay Leno
Quote of the Day: “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” – Jay Leno.
Did you eat my kitty? Just checking!
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This type of dancing was quite challenging after the 36 bean burrito they had for lunch!
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With a nose like this, who really needs eyes?
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Meanwhile at the pancake races…
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Sneakiness in action. Too bad the pheasant was made out of plastic!
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A simple drop of water can become a desperate life or death situation!
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See! Chicken Little WAS right!
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Ugliness can be sooooooooo exhausting!
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After emerging from his cryogenic freezer, Johnny was just starting to come around!
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Two things to remember. He’s not your friend, and Water Zumba is even catching on in the animal world!
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It takes a litter longer for that one pill that made you smaller to leave your system!
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Never mistake the craziness of his running style for a signal that
he won’t bite your head off when he gets a chance!
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Nothing gets me going in the morning like a tasty lick of flaming kerosene!
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‘Rawr’ practice at the Smith house took up most of the morning!
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And then BANG! He ate the camera!
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Hey, I thought we were just going sledding!
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Tortoises all the way down!
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The bottom of the bridge tour was never very well attended!
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Extreme dentistry makes extreme ironing look like a game for pansies!
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Ultimate Gourmet Spice Rack !
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Mommy, will I be killed for my horns like daddy was?
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Like a spa for planes!
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Ok, that pirouette was weak. Do it better or no treat for you mister tiger!
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Train, getting squeezed by darkness!
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The face of a whale shark! Wow, not much of a face,
but hey, who am I to argue with a heartless animal that can bite me to shreds!
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The USS Texas in San Jacinto, near the place where fog was first invented!
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The one that DIDN’T get away.
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Sacrificial virgins are so hard to find these days!
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Hogs – Extra male!
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