Wow, it looks like they took out way more than his tonsils!

Quote of the Day:  “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” – Woody Allen

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See, money IS the root of all evil.

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 Barbie down! I repeat, Barbie down!

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Introducing the Cat of Nine Rails!

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The little fawn really was excited to get her first Twitter account up and tweeting.

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Yet another Jedi mind trick

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Can you tuck me in? Crap. I forgot to brush my teeth!

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A new perspective on old dogma!

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Puppy toes or corny dogs or loafer toes? You decide!

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Selective moments in time jewelry!

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The potato princess was once again awash in her tuberous exuberance!

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The sphincter waxing was really the crowning achievement of this dramatic doggie doo!

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Bearly able to get this one off the ground…

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The Pinata Cake, because regular cakes just don’t have enough sugar in them!

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Yoda, what did you have for breakfast? You don’t look so good…

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Gravity is such a bitch! If your wine does this, you have had enough!

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Yes, mistakes were made, but we kinda like this one!

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Hang in there Spiderman!

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Lemme guess. No children, right?

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Meanwhile, back at the turquoise mine…

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I’m not sure, but it came out of my nose!

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It leafs nothing to the imagination!

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Them Cheerios are toast!

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And now, a word from out sponsor, Panda Cat!

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And, in the blink of an eye, she had attracted a whole new crowd! Some women are like that!

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Yertle the Turtle is alive and well, and apparently lives in Dubai!

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It became affectionately known as the “double take shower curtain!”

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Fair warning. You are about to get a snout full of claw!

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They’re known as the “naked man” flowers! Perhaps you can see why!

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