Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!

Quote of the Day:  “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra

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No matter how well you kiss my dear, you’re still not getting my Snickers bar!

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Initiation for the new guy was always fun to watch! Probably would help to raise the stairs…

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Stop it! That tickles!

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The ideas were great, but the demonic possession took a bit of getting used to!

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The inverted mermaid, another unexpected Monsanto side effect!

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She was tunneling to the other side and then the whole thing collapsed!

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The drones have landed! I repeat, the drones have landed!

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Oh those Shriners!

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Holy cow! No literally! No way I’m going to eat that one!

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To top it off he yelled, “Eat my shorts!” before landing in a heap on the floor!

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Warning! Cuteness overloads can be contagious!

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Extra terrestrials are much harder to spot when they look like something ordinary. Switching to warp speed!

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Crap! I’ll NEVER find my contact now!

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The bioluminescent gummy orbs freshly printed on a 3D food printer will surely to be a hit!

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I AM gonna make it to granny’s house THIS time!

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Nothing says ‘big time party’ quite like having your own crane!

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Nuzzles of love or a battle of wills? You decide!

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Yes, I DID freeze my butt off for this…

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This always happened after reading the “Yertle the Turtle” book!

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I can’t believe they keep making more Twilight movies!

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The world’s most frightening photo! It’s only a matter of time now!

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Ballerina’s don’t do well on the open range!

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Battle between the two most powerful forces of nature! Extreme cuteness vs. gravity!

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Oil money  may not be able to buy you love, but it can buy a WHOLE lot of other things.

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We just saw the movie Life of  Pi! Who the hell invited Richard Parker?

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There it is! I found it!

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Can’t…eat…another…peanut…

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The cosmetic surgeons didn’t have much to work with, so they had to imagine
what it’s look like to create the entire woman?

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