It was the final match between good and evil, and unless he pulls a groin muscle,
evil is about to kick the sideburns off his opponent!

Quote of the Day: “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” – Douglas Adams

 

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It’s how I feed humming birds, with a mouth full of Red Bull, to watch their wings flap faster!

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With a little duct tape and a couple coats of paint, I’ll have this baby flying in no time!

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Intimidation and determination, two characteristics that are about to be put to the test!

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“But I don’t wanna be a mannequin!”

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Being in a Charmin commercial was way more fun than he anticipated!
Now where do I aim this thing?

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Nice rims!

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Hey, who turned on the wind!

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Drag racing, where it’s much more about the drag than the racing!

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The voodoo market in Lome,Togo, one of the few areas of retail that Wal-Mart hasn’t touched!

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Maybe that exorcism thing you mentioned wasn’t such a bad idea after all!

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You only think you know what’s going on here!

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The speed of reality is never as much fun as the reality of speed!

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Ok, it’s your turn to break up the cat fight!

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Usually a sign of a bad date!

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With hair like this, he could “out-king” the king of the jungle any day!

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How to rebuild a man! Most doctors don’t have the patience for this!

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Date night was never the same after he got “the suit!”

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Elephant seal is laughing because he thinks you look funny!

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Meals on wheels!

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Kissing a giraffe is intimidating, even for blind people!

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Hose heads rule!

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Even with the new fence between the U.S. and Mexico, people can still just drive across the border!

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The lamp that turns your room into a forest. A very creepy forest!

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Whoa! Looks like I just dove into the red sea!

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Rule of thumb! To be considered an expert, it helps to look grumpy!

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I’ll miss you Dad!

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Just hanging out with a Mola Mola!

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You know anorexia has a grip on you when even a skeleton looks fat!

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And now for a moment of cuteness zen!

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Exceptionally touchable fruits and vegetables!

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