Clearly Van Damme has inspired people everywhere to do a knockoff of his Volvo “splits” ad!

Quote of the Day:  “The tax code is now nine times longer than the Bible, and not nearly as interesting.” – Rob Portman

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Ice storms are tired of being considered milder than hurricanes!

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Some designs find “what’s missing” to be more important than “what’s there!”

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If you’re wondering why you don’t get good readings from your crystal ball, it may be because it’s not big enough!

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Scuse me… but your kitty printer is running out of toner!

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Confidence is that feeling you have before you totally understand the gravity of the situation!

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Jake’s primary goal in life was to become a chick magnet. I think he’s there!

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Fitness classes in China have their own set of problems!

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Two foxes arguing over exactly “what does the fox say?”

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Chess boxing, where the real fighting only begins once you hear the word, “checkmate!”

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Behind the intense stare of the feline is a brain turning to mush from the ladybug’s cuteness!

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Try sand-boarding they said. You’ll have a great time they said!

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In the panda world, a BYOB party means something entirely different!

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Russian Steampunk Motorcycle, for those times where ordinary no longer cuts it!

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Did I mention that ice storms no longer like to be considered “milder than a hurricane!”

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The Blue Angels of farming!

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The penguins of Sleepy Hollow!

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A romantic backyard dinner gone awry!

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What fresh air looks like!

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Functional wrist watch carved from wood. Someone had too much extra time on their hands!

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Tough neighborhood!

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If you dig down into the snow, some beautiful artwork comes to life!

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Longing for some Kibbles and Bits!

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The duality of man!  Soldier, trained to kill, mesmerized by the beauty of a butterfly!

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Baby chick says “hi!”

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Snow zombies in the cemetery!

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Is…is that a biscuit?

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Beware of trash talking little bears!

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Typical drive-thru in Texas!

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Obsessed with climbing!

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