The look of innocence is always the calm before the storm
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – – Sir Winston Churchill
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As with all cats, the warm fuzzy exterior is merely window dressing for
the cold-hearted manipulating bastard that lies within
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
Dave Barry
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – – Dave Barry
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Yes, some flowers are simply magical
“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” – Yogi Berra
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Gravity is not always your friend. Especially on Mondays!
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – – Robin Williams
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When spies attempt to infiltrate the ranks of PETA, nothing can be left to chance
“People say New Yorkers can’t get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.”
David Letterman
“People say New Yorkers can’t get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.” – – David Letterman
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She wasn’t much good at keeping house, but she could do this
“The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.” – – Mark Twain
The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
Mark Twain
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Always remember, your food is judging you as much as you are judging your food
Yesterday I heard someone raking their fingernails across a chalkboard and remember the hair standing up on the back of my neck. A while later I heard a young baby let loose with a blood-curdling primal scream that made my face turn pale. Then after dinner, I head the worst sound of all – dead silence. What is this world coming to? What ever happened to just-right? (Pics)
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Nothing quite says “Wake the hell up!” in the morning like a cold sledgehammer to the head
Its been an unusual week with unusual thinking floating past my desk. Thanks for all the submissions, and thanks for making me feel absurdly normal for living outside of the photos that grace these pages.
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