Advantage always tips to the craziest among us
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” – – Douglas Adams
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Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you
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Parking violations are dealt with rather harshly in other countries
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Doing a photo shoot with a whale is a lot like trying trying to decide if you’ve been invited to breakfast,
or you ARE the breakfast
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Where is a good “eye of newt” when you need one?
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A boy and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no girl put asunder
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save
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You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
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Rule of Thumb: Never threaten to shoot someone who is braver than you
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I’m smiling. This should scare you
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Stand back or she gets it!
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Only a truly powerful dog can stand on his own reflection
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I eat clouds for breakfast
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Deep down I’m a very shallow tortoise
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And you thought rush hour traffic was bad in your city
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An imagination is a brilliant thing to waste on bubbles
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By the time you read this, you’ll have already read it
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The “children of the corn” have nothing on the child of the sunflower
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Angry boobs!
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Dear God please, don’t let me fall asleep! Please, please, please. Oooops, too late!
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Stormtrooper casting calls are all about trying to differentiate yourself
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Bullshit is the fine art of making the idiotic sound reasonable
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Inside every watermelon is a masterpiece waiting to get out
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It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy with what’s going on
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Pretending to be a normal person day after day is soooo exhausting!
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Some kids routinely get hung out to dry
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It’s official, 98.2% of all librarians hate this bookshelf
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Just because someone died when it happened doesn’t mean it was ever important
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When bad tacos come back to haunt you
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Go sell “crazy” someplace else, we are all stocked up here
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