Untainted unity 130

Two young sweat shop workers on a smoke break,
huddled under an umbrella to talk rainbows and politics.

Quote of the Day: “I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” – – Robert Benchley

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In From the Cold 051

Mama, that pesky yurt salesman is back again.

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Rodent Writer 016

Dear Penthouse letters, I never thought it could happen to me, but last week
my friend and I were heading over to the refrigerator to score some cheese when…

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Eye Drops 559

The shooting eye fountain was an immediate hit.

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Hungry Cat 405

Hiding cat nip in these green balls is enough to really tick me off!

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dusting off a bridge 598

Gotta get this thing dusted off before the next tour group in 20 minutes.

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Morning Grouch 895

You DARE to ask me that before my morning coffee?

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Just threading some smoke 115

Thread for invisible clothing is almost as hard to capture as the clothing itself.

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I dare you 503

See, I TOLD you my mouth was bigger than yours.

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Bidding 554

Hey look at how close that F-18 is. I think I can almost touch it.

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Aquatic transit system 155

Mexican James Bond still had a few more tricks up his sleeve.

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Bulb Hands 890

Perspective is often the progenitor to innovation.

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Bacon that eats you 142

Is this thing Kosher though?

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World Peas 551

Non metaphorical world peas visualization.

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Guide dog for his blind friend 511

Was this another case of the blind leading the blind?

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Revenge 707

Don’t mock me. I will haunt you in your dreams!

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Political Storms Brewing 775

Once again political storms were brewing over Washington

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most interesting goat in the world 545

Listen here missy, just give me the carrot and none of your clothing will get eaten.

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A Family On The Move 144

The squirrel Olympics were still a ways out, but that never stopped Fifi Pinkleton.

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Sheep 783

The power of sheep compels you.

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The Apartment 557

Introversion takes on a whole new meaning.

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Praying Mantis On a Bike 150

I am peddling as fast as I can! Why am I not getting anywhere?

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Children in Indonesia crossing a river on a collapsed bridge to get to school 487

Public transportation is a slippery subject in Indonesia.

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capibara and some monkeys 755

The monkey salon was efficient and effective and and came with a complimentary delousing.

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hourly wage = $15.51

I just saved 20% on my car insurance!

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Licking Lips 055

Sport.

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I must go, my planet needs me 150

I must go, my planet needs me.

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Soup Issues 775

Excuse me miss, my dung fritter soup seems to have one of those disgusting humans in it.

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Suddenly his face got the best of him 013

Johnny “Elbow face” Brooks could really put away those pancakes!
He couldn’t really eat them, but he could sure put them away

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Well there it is 051

What? I waited in line for 2 hours for this!

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