Two young sweat shop workers on a smoke break,
huddled under an umbrella to talk rainbows and politics.
Quote of the Day: “I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.” – – Robert Benchley
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Mama, that pesky yurt salesman is back again.
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Dear Penthouse letters, I never thought it could happen to me, but last week
my friend and I were heading over to the refrigerator to score some cheese when…
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The shooting eye fountain was an immediate hit.
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Hiding cat nip in these green balls is enough to really tick me off!
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Gotta get this thing dusted off before the next tour group in 20 minutes.
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You DARE to ask me that before my morning coffee?
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Thread for invisible clothing is almost as hard to capture as the clothing itself.
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See, I TOLD you my mouth was bigger than yours.
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Hey look at how close that F-18 is. I think I can almost touch it.
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Mexican James Bond still had a few more tricks up his sleeve.
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Perspective is often the progenitor to innovation.
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Is this thing Kosher though?
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Non metaphorical world peas visualization.
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Was this another case of the blind leading the blind?
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Don’t mock me. I will haunt you in your dreams!
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Once again political storms were brewing over Washington
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Listen here missy, just give me the carrot and none of your clothing will get eaten.
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The squirrel Olympics were still a ways out, but that never stopped Fifi Pinkleton.
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The power of sheep compels you.
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Introversion takes on a whole new meaning.
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I am peddling as fast as I can! Why am I not getting anywhere?
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Public transportation is a slippery subject in Indonesia.
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The monkey salon was efficient and effective and and came with a complimentary delousing.
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I just saved 20% on my car insurance!
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Sport.
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I must go, my planet needs me.
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Excuse me miss, my dung fritter soup seems to have one of those disgusting humans in it.
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Johnny “Elbow face” Brooks could really put away those pancakes!
He couldn’t really eat them, but he could sure put them away
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What? I waited in line for 2 hours for this!
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