When life begin to look like the Matrix, it’s time to pause and drink the wine.

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Quote of the Day: “The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.” – – Paula Poundstone

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The real question is how long will it take them to resort to cannibalism under these conditions?

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But mama, you don’t even LIKE Angry Birds!

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Music in nature is evident all around us.

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Hey Red, how about we make a deal…

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Ok, this hurts my brain

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Can you spot the angry bunny face?

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Mystics in the wild.

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Dreams of butterflies and rhinoceroses swam through his head.

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Harvesting rhubarb by candlelight is the wave of the future.

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Who’s your daddy?

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Thank goodness they made the can recyclable.

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Hurry! JCP is having a sale, dog!

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Will baby jello wrestling EVER catch on?

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Inspirational romance can be a breathtaking experience.

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But mommy the ice cream truck only comes by once a week!

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Money Laundering Tip #3 – NEVER take your funny money and casually coat your furniture and floor…

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You take the high road and you take the low road, but I’ve got the lady in the m-i-d-d-le.

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The germ-o-scope is SO much more colorful.

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Shelly’s hope for an aquatic lifestyle was continually interrupted by her stunning mammalian beauty.

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Patty cake, patty cake…

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The road to education can be a difficult line to tow.

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A mouse in the cast was supposed to be a hilarious practical joke,
but tragically it ended up in rectal reconstruction for a certain human.

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Leap year gets more difficult every time.

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The peanut butter flavored chain was a hit!

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Russian speed trap

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Tastes like chicken?

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He got to see a few rainbows on her beautiful body before he woke up in the emergency room.

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