Monkey Choir 656

Unbeknownst to David Letterman, the Cleveland Philharmonic spent over 400 hours
practicing to land a 4 minute spot on his show

Quote of the Day: “The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.” – – Johnny Carson

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Some people will do anything 476

Hmmm, now where did I drop my keys?

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tiger underwater 855

The best way to get a cat to take a bath is with meat-flavored water

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Never give up 444

Never give up!

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Alligator in Florida, looks hungry

I wonder if there’s an app that can change his eyes to a different color. I just hate being eaten by
something whose eyes outshine my jewelry

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Curse you Red Barron 904

Suck it, Snoopy!

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Oh My 785

Oh my!

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Energy Sucker 761

Power companies have a way of sucking the energy out of a room. No, literally!

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Amazing meeting you 313

Warning. Objects in this mirror may appear closer than they really are, but not always

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Crazy Russians 544

All relationships come with a few strings attached. This one, with a dew delusional strings

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Banana staredown 004

Look at my banana again and I’ll go all Clint Eastwood on your face!

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Painting Illusions 065

Rule of thumb: The inner beauty always lasts longer than the crusty outer layer

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Living on the Edge 890

Little known fact. Sitting on the edge of buildings can cause cancer

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Sharkmaster 672

Shark, meet hand. Hand, say hello to Shark.

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Eye of god 551

The eye of god

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Giraffe Like a Sir 655

Your hat sir! No where is that yummy cupcake you promised?

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Titanic ending best case scenario 542

Most romantic dinner EVER!
But using the restroom was still rather awkward.

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Hippo Lips 985

After years of searching, she finally found a pet that didn’t make her butt look fat

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Mister Universe 554

Careful girls, a heart can only handle so much craziness!

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Cool dog new tricks 761

Coolness is in the eyes of the tongue-wagger

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Shel Silverstein foretold of this place 775

Shel Silverstein foretold of this place

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That's the spot 110

That’s the spot!

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The most accurate watch ever 557

The most accurate watch ever!

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Ace Ventura - Pet Detective 885

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

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got a light 823

Got a light?

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Frightening Mask 900

Spent all day on a frightening Halloween mask. Nailed it!

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just a 22 foot, 2500 pound crocodile 771

It takes a village. Hmmm, looks like it could have eaten a village

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Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal Play Water Tennis in Doha, Qatar 667

Not exactly a spectator sport

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Traffic jam in savanna 701

Traffic jam on the savanna

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Enamored with the view 785

Beauty is more than skin deep. Without good streets and infrastructure, there can be no skin

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