Unbeknownst to David Letterman, the Cleveland Philharmonic spent over 400 hours
practicing to land a 4 minute spot on his show
Quote of the Day: “The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.” – – Johnny Carson
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Hmmm, now where did I drop my keys?
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The best way to get a cat to take a bath is with meat-flavored water
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Never give up!
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I wonder if there’s an app that can change his eyes to a different color. I just hate being eaten by
something whose eyes outshine my jewelry
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Suck it, Snoopy!
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Oh my!
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Power companies have a way of sucking the energy out of a room. No, literally!
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Warning. Objects in this mirror may appear closer than they really are, but not always
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All relationships come with a few strings attached. This one, with a dew delusional strings
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Look at my banana again and I’ll go all Clint Eastwood on your face!
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Rule of thumb: The inner beauty always lasts longer than the crusty outer layer
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Little known fact. Sitting on the edge of buildings can cause cancer
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Shark, meet hand. Hand, say hello to Shark.
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The eye of god
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Your hat sir! No where is that yummy cupcake you promised?
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Most romantic dinner EVER!
But using the restroom was still rather awkward.
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After years of searching, she finally found a pet that didn’t make her butt look fat
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Careful girls, a heart can only handle so much craziness!
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Coolness is in the eyes of the tongue-wagger
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Shel Silverstein foretold of this place
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That’s the spot!
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The most accurate watch ever!
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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
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Got a light?
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Spent all day on a frightening Halloween mask. Nailed it!
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It takes a village. Hmmm, looks like it could have eaten a village
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Not exactly a spectator sport
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Traffic jam on the savanna
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Beauty is more than skin deep. Without good streets and infrastructure, there can be no skin
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