Captain Underwear – Defender of alligator boots.
Quote of the Day: “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman
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Who said my mama was a no good, dirty cheetah?
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When the in-laws come to town, it’s just one picnic after another!
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One mans trash is another coons treasure.
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Efficiency is only an illusion.
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Chuck, the disabled bear, has simply had enough from that ridiculous mutt,
so he fired up his scooter and went after him
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Nike commercials always distort reality
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Watch! I can play zee music!
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Beware! Artistic visions may override gravitational realities.
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Even vampires take vacations.
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Where’s Waldo now?
.or
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A shoe that only a desperate kitten could love
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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand time. Google Maps is not your friend!
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One subtle distraction and the giraffe acrobatics team would be out of it
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Removing the parts that aren’t art
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Kevin the Rhino was all spiffed up for his hot date and feeling pretty gosh darn good about himself.
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As great as the ride was, Nana was mad as hell that SHE had to ride shotgun.
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If only all the sacrificial virgins were so attractively wrapped.
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Genetic cloning has come a long ways.
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No real reason. Why do you ask?
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Nothing to see here, mooooove along!
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Stay away, I’ve got this!
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Is he selling fruit or the color of life?
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For the love of everyone…
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Seeing the man for who he really isn’t
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Have you every wondered if your girlfriend is a bit too clingy?
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When a cat’s in heat, it spells Catastrophe!
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Just some measurements he pulled out of his butt
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Meanwhile, back in 1958, Moses was busy trying to part the traffic…
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Exact moment of impact! May they all rest in peace.
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You can lead a horse to water…
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Popcorn Bath. The new benchmark in kernel cleanliness.
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