Captain Underwear – Defender of alligator boots.

Quote of the Day:  “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman

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Who said my mama was a no good, dirty cheetah?

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When the in-laws come to town, it’s just one picnic after another!

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One mans trash is another coons treasure.

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Efficiency is only an illusion.

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Chuck, the disabled bear, has simply had enough from that ridiculous mutt,
so he fired up his scooter and went after him

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Nike commercials always distort reality

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Watch! I can play zee music!

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Beware! Artistic visions may override gravitational realities.

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Even vampires take vacations.

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Where’s Waldo now?

.or

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A shoe that only a desperate kitten could love

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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand time. Google Maps is not your friend!

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One subtle distraction and the giraffe acrobatics team would be out of it

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Removing the parts that aren’t art

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Kevin the Rhino was all spiffed up for his hot date and feeling pretty gosh darn good about himself.

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As great as the ride was, Nana was mad as hell that SHE had to ride shotgun.

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If only all the sacrificial virgins were so attractively wrapped.

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Genetic cloning has come a long ways.

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No real reason. Why do you ask?

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Nothing to see here, mooooove along!

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Stay away, I’ve got this!

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Is he selling fruit or the color of life?

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For the love of everyone…

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Seeing the man for who he really isn’t

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Have you every wondered if your girlfriend is a bit too clingy?

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When a cat’s in heat, it spells Catastrophe!

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Just some measurements he pulled out of his butt

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Meanwhile, back in 1958, Moses was busy trying to part the traffic…

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Exact moment of impact! May they all rest in peace.

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You can lead a horse to water…

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Popcorn Bath. The new benchmark in kernel cleanliness.

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