They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited!
Quote of the Day: “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg
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Yoda without make-up! Incidentally, the Star Wars casting director spent 3 years
looking for the perfect person to play Yoda! A bit of an introvert, he is!
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Modern day knights!
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Going to school. Seems like a nice neighborhood!
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Rescuing one of their own!
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The end is near!
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So this is what puberty looks like!
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Choose your next words carefully. Very carefully!
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The clock is about to strike “desperate o’clock!”
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What’s in your gullet?
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The wheel of fortune …and sunshine!
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North Korean army acting all fierce and obvious, emphasis on obvious!
Whoever thought this was the color of camouflage?
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The definition of trust!
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Time to bring out the big guys …or girls!
As if the world wasn’t a big enough circus already!
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Proof positive that cats are planning to invade New Jersey! But I can live with that!
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Quality father and son time …in New Jersey!
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Sorry, she’s just going through a phase! An end-of-the-world phase!!!
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Meanwhile, on the other sider of New Jersey!
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Even the 100th monkey is struggling with all of this!
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Time to call out the Air Force! Fire up the balloons!
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That’s just silly! Obama doesn’t smile like this!
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After his frontal lobotomy, Clark was less angry, but also less normal!
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Quickly calculating, how do I surf vertical waves?
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In case of flooding, make sure your cows are ties down!
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Hmmm! I wonder what you taste like?
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Apparently in New Jersey, camel jumping is a thing!
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The poster child of inner-species marriage equality!
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Someone is not having a good day! In fact, it’s about to get worse!
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Hint! Even the ferns can’t protect you! Especially the ferns!
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Wow! This has been an all around bad hare day!
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