What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?
Quote of the Day: “Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not by much.” – Buddy Hackett
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1976 Olympic luge team from planet Remulak
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Yes, your head was made in a factory too!
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Life was just simpler before Lady Gaga arrived!
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Paying homage to the Cell Phone God!
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Giraffes only care about each other from the neck up!
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How would you like to happen upon this artwork walking through the forest at night?
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The new U.S. Border Patrol for Canada has their hands full!
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“Oh, now where did I leave my chewing gum?”
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Rule of thumb, never bite off more than you can chew. You’ll only make that mistake once!
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Blind dates are always a little creepy!
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Every act of creation is preceded by an act of destruction!
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Sorry, they may be cute but I can’t deal with high maintenance chicks!
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Removing the “stinkin” from good old Lincoln!
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I’ve often wonder where I can go to buy a quart of fresh perspective?
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With some people, there’s no such thing as a good way of looking at them!
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Duck standing on a sunroof, and yes, the sky IS falling!
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Two face cow. When you see it….
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Once again Mr. Frog was trying to get someone to kiss him!
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Watch out! Girl grenade!
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Participative funerals! They’re all the rage in the animal kingdom!
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Traction, you only miss it once you’ve lost it!
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There is a test to determine whether your work on Earth is done. If you’re alive, it isn’t!
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His intense nearsightedness was only surpassed by his intense determination!
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. But I’m pretty sure the walrus doesn’t know the difference!
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The double hand standard, great for crossing your fingers and not letting anyone notice!
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I’m always curious as to why life hasn’t made me go insane!
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Go ahead, kiss him on the lips! It will be his first!
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Self-aware mannequins. Coming soon and annoying as hell!
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Beware of beautiful women bearing gifts! Their hidden agendas are 9 layers deep!
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If you see something you don’t understand, just keep staring!
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Armageddon does not a future make!
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Note to Self: This is the last time I’m using a stool softener!
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When fighting the Mexican Cartels, the only thing they really fear is this bad ass grandma!
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They called him “peepers” because he refused to open them!
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Dying a slow painful death was still better than coming face to face with these pigs!
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Before you take off, you need to know where you’ll be landing. Apparently this pilot did!
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A cat without makeup is like a poser without a left-handed x-ray machine!
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Let’s face it, luge riders have few options when it comes to intimidating their opponents!
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Screw it! I’m out of here!
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See no evil, hear no evil, position yourself for no evil!
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His sneakiness was only one of his talents!
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I don’t think they see eye-to-eye! Whoops, my mistake. Now they do!
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Migration of the rare Golden Retriever Fish!
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The underbelly of a stampede! It’s generally not a repeatable experience!
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Nope, no one is messing with her!
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Evolution, apparently it’s a bear thing too!
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Warp Speed Bus, what all other buses wish they could be!
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Once again the girl they picked to save their village was not a virgin!
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Minor damage. Some light dusting should solve the problem!
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After I saw this video, I packed up everything, moved cross country, and signed up for her yoga class!
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Zombie bowling! Like who wouldn’t want to play this sport?
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