Behind this lies the face of fear. However, from the surface all we are seeing
is this amazing reflection of that which is about to kill him
“Flying is the fine art of learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – – Douglas Adams
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Hey, those things aren’t really spots. There’s something
going on with Dalmatians, and its starting to creep me out
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Snow igloos are so yesterday.
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Wow! Photo bombed by a polar bear. Now if only we can get him to stop eating the kids!
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Note to self. Hang on!
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Henry the pelican loved being the gator’s “hood ornament” because there were always left overs
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Some of the shiniest things in life are filled with little pricks
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Even with all your special monk powers, this is just a bad idea
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Some of life’s greatest works of art have a way of becoming all-consuming
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Kids love getting close to animals at the zoo. Well, except the vicious ones like zebras
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Getting kids dizzy is the first step to making them want to take drugs
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Wow! I need to go to the gym more often. Exactly where is this gym?
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Caught in deep meditation
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Yes, the neighborhood was going downhill. But Clifford still
thought he could collect on his homeowner warranties
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It was the beginning of a love that just wasn’t meant to be
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The truth is rarely pure and never simple, but every once in a while it will rise above the fog
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Luck has a way of favoring those who least depend on it
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“Kawabunga dude! It’s turtle time!”
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With new recruits, all stage one inspections begin with their clothes on
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If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise
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Hey, has anyone seen Fred? He was just here a minute ago?
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As this guy knows, the real story is happening inside the onlookers, because one of them started it
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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the
lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back,
just trampling and eating everything they see.
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The perfect boyfriend. Invisible to the rest of the world,
but available for romantic touching when needed
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News Update: President Obama continues on his quest for a new look for the military
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Women who are cold hearted and impersonal have worked at it for years. This is one of the
secret machines all women know about. Icy stares are just thrown in as a bonus measure
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To some people, everything looks like a target
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“Am I doing it right?”
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