The carrot-top leek-a-phone, for that truly organic sound...
.Quote of the day: “A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.” – Mitch Hedberg
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Ya really gotta LEAN into it!
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Excellence poured forth from their muse.
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HELLOOOOOO! Have you seen my fish?
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Wisdom lies within those reflective moments of life, and whenever someone steals your wallet.
But mostly from the wallet.
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The game is called chicken…
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Elk hunting with rocket-launchers is so much fun!
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Argh! That helium makes your voice sound just like your sisters!
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Consciousness streamed though the city effortlessly.
But the drunken brawls happened anyway.
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Yes it was a horse, but the ride was stiff and the rider often got splinters.
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The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
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Flossing feels so good!
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Is it time to wake up Rumplestiltskin yet? Or should I let him rust in peace?
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Why can’t I get any milk out of this thing?
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Perspective can be a funny or tragic thing.
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Fox ventriloquism is still in its infancy.
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VCs had little respect for Mark Zuckerberg when he first showed up asking for money.
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Furbellina ready to travel.
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When greeting death at a bus stop always ask for exact change.
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Simply a shadow of his former self.
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FASTER! MUST HAVE IT FASTER!
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It was really the book bazooka that made the traveling bookmobile so effective.
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If you dislocate your jaw like this, you can fit it ALL in at once.
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To any pirate, this was just a floating appetizer.
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Only three long kisses, and the prince you desire is on the other side of this darling mug.
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Wild things exercising their beauty.
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The full immersion zen garden was just what she had been searching for.
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Disgusted by the options at hand, Mr. Phips decides it was time to bust a move.
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As it turns out, naked women can grow on trees.
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Death becomes them.
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Skunk spray? What makes you think I know anything about skunk spray?
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