Your proctologist called. He said you’re doing it wrong!
Quote of the Day: “The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else, was to be indifferent to that difference.” – Al Capp
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Poor hairless kitty! Why you cry?
Quote of the Day – “I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.” – Mitch Hedberg
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OK! I promise I won’t pee on your head again!
Quote of the Day: “It’s not that Good doesn’t triumph over Evil, it’s that the point spread is far too small.” – Bob Thaves
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Captain Underwear – Defender of alligator boots.
Quote of the Day: “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman
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To Henry, it was far less about the smoothness of the ride, and far more about the milk
Quote of the Day: “Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.” – Mark Twain
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Next time you consider an ad like “Help wanted! Highly paid fashion models!” just remember
it’s harder work than you think, not very glamorous, and there’s always
some jerk in the background making you do things you don’t want to!
Quote of the Day: “You’ll always be a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself.” – Mel Brooks
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You know something is up when the Goldman Sachs guys start to surface…
Quote of the Day: “Wherever we’ve travelled in this great land of ours, we’ve found that people everywhere are about 90% water.” – David Letterman
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The ultimate shortcut to bacon and eggs
Quote of the Day: “Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.” – Gary Larson
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Oftentimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
Quote of the Day: “Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.” – – Mel Brooks
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One day kitty we shall RULE THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Quote of the Day: “God often gives nuts to toothless people.” – Matt Groening
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Just add a few drops of magic and BAM! Flying monkeys
Quote of the Day: “My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.” – Wendy Liebman
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well, maybe it does
Quote of the Day: “Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” – Jerry Seinfeld