Weight Watchers newest diet plan begins every meal with a vegetable shower
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – – A. Whitney Brown
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Do the laws of attraction apply to worms? Apparently so
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Some women are too much to unleash all at once
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Every hair-raising experience begins with a reason to raise the hair. We’re still looking
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Washington’s newest budget is so far under water they had to call in divers to finish it
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Just another deer looking for headlights
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…and Monsanto says all this new food is actually good for us?
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On the last episode of The Apprentice, Donald Trump got so angry…
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…that his head exploded
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You know your dog is destined for greatness when it comes with it’s own bat symbol
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…meanwhile, in a back room at the Federal Reserve Bank…
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In a round world, why do we have so many squares?
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Finally, Congress spent money on something useful
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The good people at Oreo are busy growing a whole new batch of goodness
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Well, where do you think frozen cherry pie comes from?
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My new chair fits me like a glove
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After a lifetime of crunching numbers, he took his old box of pencils and just went nuts
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Every laptop comes with a reason while you will fail. Best to find it early
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Unleashing the tiger within. All you have to do is open the damn door!
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Mark Zuckerberg reinvented social networking,
so its about time someone reinvented him
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Makin’ copies. That Xerox is quite the company!
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Too much rain will cause your house to wrinkle
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When the shootee gets upfront and personal with the shooter,
new bloodlines will be formed
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Defiant chicks! They’re everywhere!
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Fear is a crazy thing to waste
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Time to celebrate a nerdy achievement
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A little kid with a big ass
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A girl named Candy, better known as the human guy-magnet
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