An in-bred mouse
“‘Always’ and ‘never’ are two words you should always remember never to use.” – – Wendell Johnson
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I’m just shooting from the hip on this one, but I’m guessing this is a decision he will always regret
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Every horror movie monster, including the gigantic ones that ate Manhattan, all began life
as an innocent little baby. Wow, think of the possibilities of owning your own monster!
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If I told you once I told you a thousand times. Don’t you EVER
mix up my sock and underwear drawer again! ARE WE CLEAR?
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Either try hard, or try harder. Everything else is just an excuse
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What’s with you? Always wanting to look at my privates! Shame on you!
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With Superman entering the nursing home, his Fortress of Solitude fell into a bad state of disrepair
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Wow! How did the plane know?
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Hmmm, if I move this one over here and rearrange the parking lot one more time,
I think we will finally have room for my moped
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A rare moment of happiness… for the turtle, not the strawberry!
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A diesel engine
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A wise monk washes his hands after he pees. A wiser monk doesn’t pee on his hands
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Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created
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Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
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Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Youth is a wonderful thing. But shouldn’t it be a crime to waste it on children?
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Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
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Failure on your part might mean a scrumptious meal and full belly on someone else’s part
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R2 Double-D 2
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Saturday Night Fever. Its a dance that still sucks even if cute animals do it
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I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.
Let’s start with ballet shoes
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No, no real point to it other than you can look into your wheels to apply your makeup
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Meanwhile, back in Seattle….
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Just a tree here, …nothing to see, …move along now
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There are men who feel like they’re trapped. But for others, it is far more than a feeling
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Someone had a little too much caffeine for breakfast!
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Finally, there is a good reason to stop a lady and ask her to turn the other cheek
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Okay, he made his point. If I get into a fight with him, I’m pretty sure I’d lose
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