Your proctologist called. He said you’re doing it wrong!
Quote of the Day: “The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else, was to be indifferent to that difference.” – Al Capp
Your proctologist called. He said you’re doing it wrong!
Quote of the Day: “The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else, was to be indifferent to that difference.” – Al Capp
OK! I promise I won’t pee on your head again!
Quote of the Day: “It’s not that Good doesn’t triumph over Evil, it’s that the point spread is far too small.” – Bob Thaves
Captain Underwear – Defender of alligator boots.
Quote of the Day: “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman
A hole in one vs one in a hole…
Quote of the Day: “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” – Bill Cosby
Legs just don’t grow on trees!
Quote of the Day: “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle
Beautiful memories
Quote of the Day: “I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.” – Ben Stiller
Most criticism toward Instagram borders on hatred.
Instagram is a simple service that lets people share their photos with others from a mobile device. They get a lot of criticism, bordering on hate. And it’s not just because the tiny startup is being acquired by Facebook recently for $1 billion, which will make all of its employees exceedingly rich — it’s because some people seem to believe that the ease with which amateur photographers can post photos to the service, and the filters Instagram provides in order to add special effects to them, are ruining photography. This isn’t really that surprising: it’s the same kind of criticism that has been made about blogging, citizen journalism and Twitter, among other things — and in each case the critics have been somewhat right, but mostly wrong.
Continue reading… “Criticism against Instagram and what it says about the future of media”
You know something is up when the Goldman Sachs guys start to surface…
Quote of the Day: “Wherever we’ve travelled in this great land of ours, we’ve found that people everywhere are about 90% water.” – David Letterman
The ultimate shortcut to bacon and eggs
Quote of the Day: “Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.” – Gary Larson
Oftentimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
Quote of the Day: “Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.” – – Mel Brooks
Give me another shot of catnip Fluffy, this game is almost making sense to me
Quote of the Day: “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.” – Paul Rodriguez
One day kitty we shall RULE THE WORLD!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Quote of the Day: “God often gives nuts to toothless people.” – Matt Groening