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Teen Falls Down Open Manhole While Texting

July 12th, 2009 at 9:52 am » Comments (2)

We all know that walking and texting is a tough combination — but a Staten Island teen learned the hard way when she fell into an uncovered sewer manhole while trying to send a message.
 



Top 10 Photos of the Week

July 12th, 2009 at 7:13 am » Comments (0)

Finger monkeys are one of the most requested animals in the pet industry.
If only they existed in real life.
It’s always difficult to tell where reality ends and make believe begins. Especially with the tools we have today for breathing artificial life into artificial photos.  So, if one of the photos below happens to insult your [...]



Evian Roller Babies

July 11th, 2009 at 2:49 pm » Comments (0)

So small yet already incredible!
Yes, it is a commercial for Evian Water, but a very funny and amazing one that will go down in the history books for its style and ingenuity. Second video after the jump.



The Pen Story

July 11th, 2009 at 2:40 pm » Comments (0)

Amazing stop motion video
This is the PEN Story, shot in stop motion. They shot 60,000 pictures, developed 9,600 prints and shot over 1,800 pictures again. No post production! Second video after the jump.



Photos of Unusual Larger Than Life Objects

July 8th, 2009 at 11:01 am » Comments (3)

A collection of unusual and creative giant objects from all over the world. (Pics)
 



Waterwalkerz Brings Out Your Inner Hamster

July 7th, 2009 at 7:48 am » Comments (0)

Get your balls wet and smash em together!

Waterwalkerz let you get in touch with your inner hamster and walk on water at the same time. Once inside the plastic inflatable ball you’ll be able to walk on water for up to 30 minutes before the air runs out, although you’re likely to run out of [...]



‘Viagra Coffee’ Seized in Malaysia

July 6th, 2009 at 7:56 am » Comments (0)

Surprise indeed!

A direct-selling company marketed a coffee mixture with a secret ingredient which guaranteed to “perk up” drinkers. The secret ingredient was sildenafil, more popularly known as Viagra.
Enforcement officers from the Health Ministry recently raided the direct-selling company in Gombak. A medical examination is required, along with a doctor’s recommendation, before men who are suffering [...]



Top 10 Photos of the Week

July 5th, 2009 at 6:26 am » Comments (0)

Once again the rock, paper, scissors tournament was about to turn into a bloody mess
When is comes to classic photos, this week’s selections include some of the latest additions the the classics. Naturally when I say classic, I’m referrring to something so off the wall and whacked-up-the-side-of-the-head-crazy-funny that it is destined to become one of [...]



Yearbook Photos Musician’s Hoped We Would Never See

July 3rd, 2009 at 12:03 pm » Comments (1)

Ryan Seacrest’s not a musician like the rest, but thanks to “American Idol” and his radio show, he is connected to the music industry.
 Take each yearbook photos as serious as life or death.
Because, more so than anything else that happens to you in high school, yearbook photos stay with you and have the potential to [...]



Airline’s ‘Bare Essentials’ Safety Video To Get Flyer’s Attention

July 2nd, 2009 at 11:36 am » Comments (0)


Top 10 Photos of the Week

June 27th, 2009 at 4:16 pm » Comments (1)

 Sometimes help comes from those who can least afford to give it
The thing we like about summer is that a whole new season of two-bubbles-off-plumb photos begin to make their appearance. The photos come from nowhere and from everywhere. Here are a few that are sure to loosen your elastic and tickle your cosmic funny [...]



The Other Side of Reality

June 27th, 2009 at 2:52 pm » Comments (0)

 The Weirdest Things Done To The Mario Brothers
A refreshingly skewed look a the world. Two more videos after the jump. (Videos)



Amazing 3-D Chewing Gum Sculptures

June 26th, 2009 at 7:36 am » Comments (0)

Over the last 10 years, italian artist Maurizio Savini has been creating a series of sculptures using thousands of pieces of chewing gum. His works have been exhibited internationally and some of his pieces have sold for over US$55,000. Here are some choice selections of his delectible art.



Monkey Urinates On Zambian President

June 25th, 2009 at 10:06 am » Comments (0)

A cheeky monkey decided to spend a penny on Zambian President Rupiah Banda – as he held a news conference on the economy in the capital Lusaka.



20 Types of Art Student, by Chuck Dillon

June 23rd, 2009 at 8:54 am » Comments (0)

 
After 10 years of teaching art at the Hussian School of Art in Philadelphia, Chuck Dillon has seen just about every type of art student. So, in a post is certainly going to be a classic, here’s Chuck’s classification of the 20 types of art student.
Which one are you?



Top 10 Photos of the Week

June 21st, 2009 at 3:20 pm » Comments (1)

 Recent cutbacks at the CIA have given rise to a new breed of retro-spy
We have no idea why some of these photos exist. We don’t even know the story behind them or the date and time they were taken. But we do know that these are some of the craziest stuff we’ve run into all [...]



Monk Brass Band Performing on Segways

June 19th, 2009 at 7:15 am » Comments (0)


Conceal Your Fart Odor with Hermetically Sealed Underwear

June 16th, 2009 at 4:36 pm » Comments (0)

Go on. Stink it up and not worry!

Yup, get prepared to enjoy the most unfettered air through anus adventures you can dream up and not have to worry about paying the olfactory price! According to the official site, “The new 2nd Generation Under-Ease underwear for flatulence is made with the same quality design and soft [...]



Light Saber Umbrella

June 14th, 2009 at 8:36 pm » Comments (0)

If you cant have a real light saber why not a light saber umbrella
With this unique Star Wars Light Saber Umbrella, you’ll always be equipped with the fashion of Star Wars anytime you need to combat those hot summer day downpours.



Spaceball 2000

June 14th, 2009 at 7:42 pm » Comments (0)

You will need to buy a lot of motion sickness medicine before making this purchase
For $6,000 on eBay, you could land a Spaceball 2000 human gyroscope, “based on NASA’s Astronaut Gyroscope Trainer.” It’s designed / built to ASTM Standards and features a hydraulic-powered motor. Auction page.



Top 10 Photos of the Week

June 13th, 2009 at 10:29 pm » Comments (2)

 In a move designed to keep the US Navy off balance
Somali pirates are now attempting to hijack airplanes
Not everything in life is as it seems. In fact, perception is nine-tenths of our own reality. These photos are intended to show us not only how badly we suck at separating reality from the surreal, but also [...]



7 Great Sci-Fi Moments

June 13th, 2009 at 7:51 pm » Comments (0)

Muppets make sci-fi cool
The Muppet Show only ran for five seasons, but it managed to cover a lot of ground, including some great science fiction inspired moments. Here are seven of the best science fiction moments of the Muppet Show’s unfortunately short run.



Hilarious Social Media Venn Diagram

June 12th, 2009 at 9:44 am » Comments (0)

 
 
A Venn diagram showing the psychological forces at work among users of social networking tools – a new shirt from the comedy geniuses at Despair, Inc. I like to use the shirt like a dart board when I start my day to determine how to behave in each networking situation…



Top 10 Photos of the Week

June 7th, 2009 at 5:57 pm » Comments (2)

 Sometimes its better not knowing about the world outside of the Matrix
On this day we predict you will see photos you never knew existed. Coincidentally, the photos will be seen by people that the photos didn’t know existed either. Weird huh? (Pics)
 



Mix an Exploding Drink

June 4th, 2009 at 8:29 am » Comments (0)

 
Wired has a recipe for an exploding drink called the Manhattan Project. You can try to make it taste like a Manhattan, but it’s not really necessary. The point is that there will be a delayed-reaction explosion to surprise your guest. Oh the memories it will create…