They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited!
Quote of the Day: “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg
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“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.
Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.”
Quote of the Day: “Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse
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When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty!
Quote of the Week – “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson
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Those who play with matches are likely to get burned!
Quote of the Day: “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones
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Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!
Quote of the Day: “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra
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Wall hopping, the latest extreme swimming sport!
Quote of the Day: “Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.” – Kurt Vonnegut
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Homeless and addicted to Google Goggles in the year 2029
Quote of the Day: “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – – Oscar Wilde
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…and in a blink of an eye, daddy was lying on the floor crying
Quote of the Day: “I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.” – Victor Hugo
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Soccer nom!
Quote of the Day: “Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.” – – Carl Gustav Jung
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Tiny women are so hard to care for, but they do like Chiclets!
Quote of the Day: “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln
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Suffering from a bad case of pumpkin butt!
Quote of the Day: “Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.” – W. C. Fields
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The face behind the news
Quote of the Week: “A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.” – Dennis Miller
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