Only those who expect to land safely care about their makeup!
Quote of the Day: “Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.” – George Bernard Shaw
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I’m pretty sure your profile on Match.com didn’t say anything about you living in a bubble!
Quote of the Day: “There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.” – Dennis Miller
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Young pigs are taught at an early age how to survive in a cruel, bacon-loving world!
Quote of the Day: “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.” – Woody Allen
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Hmmm, now which car did I drive to work?
Quote of the Day: “I never said most of the things I said.” – Yogi Berra
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It was the final match between good and evil, and unless he pulls a groin muscle,
evil is about to kick the sideburns off his opponent!
Quote of the Day: “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” – Douglas Adams
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They get shorter and floppier when they’re less excited!
Quote of the Day: “First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Leo Rosenberg
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“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality.
Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.”
Quote of the Day: “Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?” – Bob Monkhouse
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Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!
Quote of the Day: “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra
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I always wondered what they were made out of!
Quote of the Day: “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it’s all over much too soon.” – Woody Allen
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Wall hopping, the latest extreme swimming sport!
Quote of the Day: “Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.” – Kurt Vonnegut
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The real life of Tom and Jerry
Quote of the Day: “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” – Jay Leno
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Tiny women are so hard to care for, but they do like Chiclets!
Quote of the Day: “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln