When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – – Joan Rivers
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Few people realize the Smurf’s cartoon series was based on
an actual race of tiny blue people living in Cleveland
“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?” – – Jean Kerr
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Wouldn’t it be more fun if every 100th egg came with a surprise creature inside?
“Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.” – – Samuel Goldwyn
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Playing poker is really a thing of beauty… well, maybe not
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The highwires of life are where history is being made. Everything else is just waiting
“We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?” – – Niels Bohr
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As a dog, its so rare to be entertained by a good bird comedian
“If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you.” – Dick Cavett
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The mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our friend
“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” – – Jerry Sienfeld
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Advantage always tips to the craziest among us
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” – – Douglas Adams
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With lips like cherries and a tongue like strawberries,
she has all the makings of a total fruit cake
“If the crime rate keeps falling, we simply won’t be able to build prisons fast enough.” – – Futurist Thomas Frey
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A truly great mouse will never entrust his life to only one hole
“There are three kinds of men in the world. Those who learn by reading. Those who learn by observation. And all of the rest of them who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” – Will Rogers
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Since the dog-lovers union had protested using real dogs to make the movie
called “Underdog” he switched gears to make “Undercats”
“There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling.” – – Robert Brault
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Below the surface, baby ducklings have mastered the fine art of silent poetry. However,
above the surface, it’s not so silent.
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” – – Mel Brooks
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