As you well know, pigs make the birdman very, very angry!
Quote of the Day: “My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” – Rodney Dangerfield
As you well know, pigs make the birdman very, very angry!
Quote of the Day: “My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” – Rodney Dangerfield
Helping hands helping each other
Quote of the Day: “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” – W. C. Fields
OK! I promise I won’t pee on your head again!
Quote of the Day: “It’s not that Good doesn’t triumph over Evil, it’s that the point spread is far too small.” – Bob Thaves
Captain Underwear – Defender of alligator boots.
Quote of the Day: “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman
To Henry, it was far less about the smoothness of the ride, and far more about the milk
Quote of the Day: “Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.” – Mark Twain
Next time you consider an ad like “Help wanted! Highly paid fashion models!” just remember
it’s harder work than you think, not very glamorous, and there’s always
some jerk in the background making you do things you don’t want to!
Quote of the Day: “You’ll always be a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself.” – Mel Brooks
A hole in one vs one in a hole…
Quote of the Day: “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” – Bill Cosby
Legs just don’t grow on trees!
Quote of the Day: “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle
Beautiful memories
Quote of the Day: “I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.” – Ben Stiller
The ultimate shortcut to bacon and eggs
Quote of the Day: “Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.” – Gary Larson
Oftentimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
Quote of the Day: “Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.” – – Mel Brooks
Give me another shot of catnip Fluffy, this game is almost making sense to me
Quote of the Day: “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.” – Paul Rodriguez