When life gives you mud, feel free to get your hands dirty!
Quote of the Week – “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson
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Bail spinners needed! Urgent! Call the Amish hotline ASAP!
Quote of the Day: “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra
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I always wondered what they were made out of!
Quote of the Day: “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it’s all over much too soon.” – Woody Allen
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Wall hopping, the latest extreme swimming sport!
Quote of the Day: “Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.” – Kurt Vonnegut
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The real life of Tom and Jerry
Quote of the Day: “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” – Jay Leno
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Homeless and addicted to Google Goggles in the year 2029
Quote of the Day: “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – – Oscar Wilde
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Suffering from a bad case of pumpkin butt!
Quote of the Day: “Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.” – W. C. Fields
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The face behind the news
Quote of the Week: “A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.” – Dennis Miller
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Geek sledding!
Quote of the Day: “A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.” – Tina Fey
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Yes, it was very uplifting music, but there was a downside…
Quote of the Day – “I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.” – Ellen DeGeneres
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Jalapeno Kibbles n Bits with Built-in Flamethrowers never really took off.
Something about hand-grenade hairballs making their way into the sock drawers!
Quote of the Day: “The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.” – Paula Poundstone
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China’s notorious puppy gang recruits members of all ages.
Price of admission? One puppy!
Quote of the Day: “When you step on the brakes, your life is in your foot’s hands.” – George Carlin